Glassjaw- TIP YOUR BARTENDER

falling apart

winner gets a prize

You win a prize if you guess this song. really, you don't but it's really similar to New Orleans and all that mess. it was released like a month prior... links are coming soon i swear....

L'Astronaut
Drifting on rescue, parade through the town square.
Waving to the families of victims of the flood.
Straddling the front door of a catholic orphanage.
I decorated it myself. Thank you, you’re too much. Honestly, it was nothing.
We should all just thank god I’m alive.
Don’t shout I get a little confused sometimes.
I can’t make out a word you’re saying.
I’ve got a 21 gun salute playing over and over and over in my head.
Can’t it wait? I’m on call to be somewhere. Somewhere I’m not.
In case the cleaning lady has found my head.
Forgive my delay lieutenant, I’m the man the whole country requires.
Take your gun out of my mouth. You are ruining my appetite.
Get your bear trap off of my neck. I’m already running late.
You’re distress is confounding the tightrope walker.
Just so we’re clear, you’re saying we’re all lost?
Maybe I’m wrong but weren’t we just dancing?
Oh, the way that we moved had every marauder curious.
Sniffing at the trash in our shoes.
Sharpening knives on the grindstone watch gears.
I don’t miss that much about anything you said.
After all, we’ve never met.
I’ll get it right, and stick my tongue down the throat of the moon.

How Fucking Bummed Am I?

Dude this is a shitty way to start your Sunday morning. I was looking forward to this tour for a while. Glassjaw has been on some what of a break since 2002. Members are involved in other projects, most notably singer Daryl Palumbo's Head Automatica. They were gonna do a little 19 show tour, play some new stuff and get a little closer to putting out some new stuff. Not happening anytime soon. Daryl has Crohn's Disease. He's had it since childhood. If you aren't familiar with this illness read hear. If you know anyone who is affected with this you know it is a disorder you must live with and has episodes where it can be very serious. Yeah, I'm very bummed, I'm stuck with two tickets to see The Used now(that is who they were opening for). But health is more important and you must look at the big picture and hope he gets well. Anyway if you know anyone who wants to see the used at the House of Blues in Atlantic City, hit me up.....

Im gonna try and post a different video each week. Let you all hear some shit you might not have heard. This is a song called "Rather Be Dead" by a sweedish punk bad called, REFUSED. They broke up(figures) but I say check out this CD, The Shape Of Punk To Come. Go on itunes or limewire and download it. Check out the song, "New Noise."

haven't posted in a while

First off we had Briggs. That takes alot out of you. Then I went to Key West for a wedding. Great place to go. Not like anything I expected. I know Jimmy Buffet is from there or whatever, and he's all popular down there. I hate him. I think the whole parrothead thing is gay. I don't like happy music that makes guys dance around together and hug and sing. Whatever, doesn't matter, just my opinion. But back to Key West. Best place I have ever been. Nothing to do dut drink it the most beautiful place in America. Just like Burbon St. in NOLA. Duval St. is sick. Nothing but bars. Crazy bars that encourage and demand you get shit face. Imagine passing out at a bar. Most places would either throw you out on your face or call you a cab. Not here. I passed out face down on the bar and the bartender made me get up and do a Jager bomb(my kinda place). And like 3 bars have rooftop levels that are clothing optional. NICE. Strip bars cover charge was only 5 bucks!!! Any way great little place at the southern most point of the US of A.

I'm gonna post a ton of links this weekend. My girlfriend(not sure if she wants me to say her name on this stupid blog) bugged out over the Paris Hilton hummer link. Which sucks. I guess she thinks its like a porn site if i post that shit. I just wanna unload a shit load of sick stuff on here, weather it be sick, gross, naked, porn, against the law, evil, gay you name it. if i had time this gay blog would be a haven for people to turn to to just be utterly disgusted with themselves and either wanna hate me or themselves for visiting. I'll have an idea protaining to content this weekend. You might be surprised and see nothing but cunts and twats here on Monday.....

Lastly, I love my Ipod. that and digital cameras are the coolest things invented in years. I have over 3,000 songs on mine, but all I listen to is Glassjaw. At the gym, in my car or on vacation for the last 3 months it's all I've listened to. So I'm hear to spread the word. Buffet fans are gonna call me a meathead faggot, but they're a great band. 2 cd's out. The last one, Worship and Tribute
came out over 3 years ago and I still can't not listen to it. You need to give this record more then one listen to understand it. Pay attention to the gutiar work, very dense and layered.

http://www.glassjaw.net/main.php

Read all of this from their MySpace page: http://myspace.com/glassjaw
you can watch a video and listen to 2 songs.



(this is old)
Glassjaw are a five-piece rock band from Long Island, New York. Worship And Tribute is their Warner Bros. Records debut album. Love it or hate it, there is nothing comfortable, or mundane about Worship And Tribute. Picture Elvis Costello fronting the Bad Brains or Morrissey singing with Fugazi. That may (or may not) clue you in to what Worship And Tribute is all about. Painfully passionate and sonically dense, Worship And Tribute is a unique post hardcore hybrid that should bridge both new and old fans alike. Frontman Daryl Palumbo, whose bipolar stage antics are playfully flamboyant, yet undeniably sensitive, confesses, "I don't think it's exactly an easy listen. The easier it sticks to you, the easier it will fall off of you. If you can make it through any art without being completely emotionally pushed in one direction, then it hasn't done its job." Glassjaw formed from the ashes of New York hardcore band Sons Of Abraham and originally existed as a "weekend outlet for the individual members." Both Worship and Tribute as well as their previous release Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence were produced by Ross Robinson, who has worked with the likes of At The Drive In and Slipknot, but is most well known as the architect of new metal, having produced albums by Korn and Limp Bizkit. Glassjaw, however, is light years away from new metal (or any sort of simple categorization for that matter), as evidenced by that first record with Ross. "Our goal at the time of that record was too destroy Adidas rock" says Robinson. It contained diary-honest lyrics about failed romantic relationships and Palumbo's personal battle with the intestinal illness Crohn's disease and was fueled by the harmonically distorted assault of guitarists Justin Beck and Todd Weinstock. Fans of hardcore, metal and emo were drawn to Glassjaw and the band amassed an almost-cult like base of disciples. The band tucked a summer tour with Deftones under its belt and their reputation was built upon their manic live "experience." In late 2001, Glassjaw eventually resurfaced at its new Warner Bros. home and recently delivered Worship And Tribute, an album erected upon an indie aesthetic and more sophisticated approach towards arrangement. "We're older now and we want to make timeless music," says Weinstock. "Worship And Tribute references how everything that we do as artists is almost paying homage to something else that influenced us to do it in the first place," reveals Palumbo. "It's a mélange of influences, a collage is what this band is all about. This record pays tribute to everything from Bad Brains to Anthrax to The Cure to Squeeze and so much more." The album's title also has a second meaning. "In loving someone, you worship them like a deity and it hurts, a lot, to the point that in trying to show love and show tribute to someone you're stretching and reaching. It becomes an unhealthy worship and you'll bow out unfaithfully in the end," explains the singer. For the band, the maturation of the members as both writers and musicians has been the most rewarding process. "On the last album, I was a teenager and things were right before my eyes. On this record, so many other things move me emotionally: sex, relationships, the state of our career and how I feel about this band, and this band becoming a business, and me becoming an adult." offers Palumbo. The band considers producer Robinson the catalyst that makes them better always pushing them extremely hard. The producer is known for extracting the most from his bands through alternate methods. For Palumbo, Robinson reached deep. He elaborates, "Ross gets into your head and makes you talk about everything in a song. If you feel like you don't want to talk about it and you do not want to "get into" that one part, that's the absolute point at which he makes you talk. It's like the painstaking task of opening yourself up to a room of people who might disagree or laugh at you. It almost makes the lyrics another member of the band, rather than just a riddle that a frontman is saying." Glassjaw's frenetic live energy and unharnassed emotion are the reasons why fans turn up in droves at gigs. The quintet enjoyed a stint on the 2002 edition of the SnoCore tour and are touring all spring. In June they will head out to be part of this summer's Warped Tour and Ozzfest. The band offers a possible explanation as to why these Glassjaw fanatics are unwavering in their devotion. "We're not the cash cow of underground music. We work at a grassroots level and our fans would take a bullet for us and rightfully so, because we would kill or be killed for anyone who is devoted to our band."

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Some good metal coming out on Tuesday the 28th of June. Throwdown is the band.
Listen to their new song HERE.


Oh yeah, here you go....

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