Fat Kids Think About This Stuff

Music: Glassjaw- When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros

Over the next few days millions of people from around the world will sit down and try to figure out how to make 2005 a better year than they had in 2004.

Some will decide they need to work harder...even though they feel like they're working pretty hard right now. Chances are that this decision won't get the result they're hoping for because working harder is almost never the answer. As Bob Proctor says, "there are literally thousands upon thousands of honest, good, hard-working people who labor diligently for their entire stay on this planet, yet never become wealthy."

A large number of people will decide to make a New Year's Resolution or two --- maybe to diet, quit smoking or get out of debt. According to the experts, more than 90% will fail to achieve their resolutions, with most having abandoned them by the end of January.

Then there's a tragic group of folks who will think briefly about how they'd like to see things change...but will remember all of the years they've failed...and will simply do nothing, hoping that their "luck" will change for the better.

Finally, there's a very small group of people who are bound and determined that 2005 will be different. They are committed to real change in their lives...and real success in 2005. They are committed to a PLAN. They understand what Bobby Knight meant when he said, "The will to succeed is important, but what's more important is the will to prepare."

My F-ing Head Hurts

Music: Radiohead- We Suck Young Blood

If you had to pick a more pointless day then the first Monday back to work after Thanksgiving it would have to be today. And to top it off I have a massive headache. Hate Headaches. Plus I was eating chips as usual cuz I'm a fat slob and I got a crumb stuck under the E key and everytime I hit it nothing types. What a pain in the ass. Check thse out...

This guy loves the young chick in the old navy commercials
Real World chicks in playboy. Tanya and Veronica
Sucks to live in Mexico
Running out of nicknames for your friends? I like Swamp Kike
Good old Rumsfeld

Giving Birth

Giving birth is weird. It can be the start of something beautiful or something disastrous. Scott Peterson's poor parents couldn't have imagined the shame their son would bring the family at the time of his birth. At the same time, Maria Menounos's father is most likely proud of what he made. Getting to my point, at birth you have no idea what type of legs your creation will grow and where those legs will take it. I'm hoping the creation of this blog will end up in the middle of the two examples above. Chances are 1 to 2 people will check this twice a month and I will get bored with it and fail to update. Let's hope that doesn't happen. While visiting you can expect to view my thoughts and opinions on anything from sports to music to current events. Most likely I will just be posting links from websites that I find humorous. One last thing, if bad spelling and bad grammer annoys you, you might not want to check back cuz I'm awesome at it(being bad that is).