bronc trucker

Glassjaw- TIP YOUR BARTENDER

2006-01-29T18:36:00.000-08:00

falling apart

2005-10-08T14:53:00.000-07:00

winner gets a prize

2005-09-25T16:53:00.000-07:00

You win a prize if you guess this song. really, you don't but it's really similar to New Orleans and all that mess. it was released like a month prior... links are coming soon i swear....

L'Astronaut
Drifting on rescue, parade through the town square.
Waving to the families of victims of the flood.
Straddling the front door of a catholic orphanage.
I decorated it myself. Thank you, you’re too much. Honestly, it was nothing.
We should all just thank god I’m alive.
Don’t shout I get a little confused sometimes.
I can’t make out a word you’re saying.
I’ve got a 21 gun salute playing over and over and over in my head.
Can’t it wait? I’m on call to be somewhere. Somewhere I’m not.
In case the cleaning lady has found my head.
Forgive my delay lieutenant, I’m the man the whole country requires.
Take your gun out of my mouth. You are ruining my appetite.
Get your bear trap off of my neck. I’m already running late.
You’re distress is confounding the tightrope walker.
Just so we’re clear, you’re saying we’re all lost?
Maybe I’m wrong but weren’t we just dancing?
Oh, the way that we moved had every marauder curious.
Sniffing at the trash in our shoes.
Sharpening knives on the grindstone watch gears.
I don’t miss that much about anything you said.
After all, we’ve never met.
I’ll get it right, and stick my tongue down the throat of the moon.

How Fucking Bummed Am I?

2005-08-07T07:55:00.000-07:00

Dude this is a shitty way to start your Sunday morning. I was looking forward to this tour for a while. Glassjaw has been on some what of a break since 2002. Members are involved in other projects, most notably singer Daryl Palumbo's Head Automatica. They were gonna do a little 19 show tour, play some new stuff and get a little closer to putting out some new stuff. Not happening anytime soon. Daryl has Crohn's Disease. He's had it since childhood. If you aren't familiar with this illness read hear. If you know anyone who is affected with this you know it is a disorder you must live with and has episodes where it can be very serious. Yeah, I'm very bummed, I'm stuck with two tickets to see The Used now(that is who they were opening for). But health is more important and you must look at the big picture and hope he gets well. Anyway if you know anyone who wants to see the used at the House of Blues in Atlantic City, hit me up.....

Im gonna try and post a different video each week. Let you all hear some shit you might not have heard. This is a song called "Rather Be Dead" by a sweedish punk bad called, REFUSED. They broke up(figures) but I say check out this CD, The Shape Of Punk To Come. Go on itunes or limewire and download it. Check out the song, "New Noise."

haven't posted in a while

2005-07-27T15:08:00.000-07:00

First off we had Briggs. That takes alot out of you. Then I went to Key West for a wedding. Great place to go. Not like anything I expected. I know Jimmy Buffet is from there or whatever, and he's all popular down there. I hate him. I think the whole parrothead thing is gay. I don't like happy music that makes guys dance around together and hug and sing. Whatever, doesn't matter, just my opinion. But back to Key West. Best place I have ever been. Nothing to do dut drink it the most beautiful place in America. Just like Burbon St. in NOLA. Duval St. is sick. Nothing but bars. Crazy bars that encourage and demand you get shit face. Imagine passing out at a bar. Most places would either throw you out on your face or call you a cab. Not here. I passed out face down on the bar and the bartender made me get up and do a Jager bomb(my kinda place). And like 3 bars have rooftop levels that are clothing optional. NICE. Strip bars cover charge was only 5 bucks!!! Any way great little place at the southern most point of the US of A.

I'm gonna post a ton of links this weekend. My girlfriend(not sure if she wants me to say her name on this stupid blog) bugged out over the Paris Hilton hummer link. Which sucks. I guess she thinks its like a porn site if i post that shit. I just wanna unload a shit load of sick stuff on here, weather it be sick, gross, naked, porn, against the law, evil, gay you name it. if i had time this gay blog would be a haven for people to turn to to just be utterly disgusted with themselves and either wanna hate me or themselves for visiting. I'll have an idea protaining to content this weekend. You might be surprised and see nothing but cunts and twats here on Monday.....

Lastly, I love my Ipod. that and digital cameras are the coolest things invented in years. I have over 3,000 songs on mine, but all I listen to is Glassjaw. At the gym, in my car or on vacation for the last 3 months it's all I've listened to. So I'm hear to spread the word. Buffet fans are gonna call me a meathead faggot, but they're a great band. 2 cd's out. The last one, Worship and Tribute
came out over 3 years ago and I still can't not listen to it. You need to give this record more then one listen to understand it. Pay attention to the gutiar work, very dense and layered.

http://www.glassjaw.net/main.php

Read all of this from their MySpace page: http://myspace.com/glassjaw
you can watch a video and listen to 2 songs.

(this is old)
Glassjaw are a five-piece rock band from Long Island, New York. Worship And Tribute is their Warner Bros. Records debut album. Love it or hate it, there is nothing comfortable, or mundane about Worship And Tribute. Picture Elvis Costello fronting the Bad Brains or Morrissey singing with Fugazi. That may (or may not) clue you in to what Worship And Tribute is all about. Painfully passionate and sonically dense, Worship And Tribute is a unique post hardcore hybrid that should bridge both new and old fans alike. Frontman Daryl Palumbo, whose bipolar stage antics are playfully flamboyant, yet undeniably sensitive, confesses, "I don't think it's exactly an easy listen. The easier it sticks to you, the easier it will fall off of you. If you can make it through any art without being completely emotionally pushed in one direction, then it hasn't done its job." Glassjaw formed from the ashes of New York hardcore band Sons Of Abraham and originally existed as a "weekend outlet for the individual members." Both Worship and Tribute as well as their previous release Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence were produced by Ross Robinson, who has worked with the likes of At The Drive In and Slipknot, but is most well known as the architect of new metal, having produced albums by Korn and Limp Bizkit. Glassjaw, however, is light years away from new metal (or any sort of simple categorization for that matter), as evidenced by that first record with Ross. "Our goal at the time of that record was too destroy Adidas rock" says Robinson. It contained diary-honest lyrics about failed romantic relationships and Palumbo's personal battle with the intestinal illness Crohn's disease and was fueled by the harmonically distorted assault of guitarists Justin Beck and Todd Weinstock. Fans of hardcore, metal and emo were drawn to Glassjaw and the band amassed an almost-cult like base of disciples. The band tucked a summer tour with Deftones under its belt and their reputation was built upon their manic live "experience." In late 2001, Glassjaw eventually resurfaced at its new Warner Bros. home and recently delivered Worship And Tribute, an album erected upon an indie aesthetic and more sophisticated approach towards arrangement. "We're older now and we want to make timeless music," says Weinstock. "Worship And Tribute references how everything that we do as artists is almost paying homage to something else that influenced us to do it in the first place," reveals Palumbo. "It's a mélange of influences, a collage is what this band is all about. This record pays tribute to everything from Bad Brains to Anthrax to The Cure to Squeeze and so much more." The album's title also has a second meaning. "In loving someone, you worship them like a deity and it hurts, a lot, to the point that in trying to show love and show tribute to someone you're stretching and reaching. It becomes an unhealthy worship and you'll bow out unfaithfully in the end," explains the singer. For the band, the maturation of the members as both writers and musicians has been the most rewarding process. "On the last album, I was a teenager and things were right before my eyes. On this record, so many other things move me emotionally: sex, relationships, the state of our career and how I feel about this band, and this band becoming a business, and me becoming an adult." offers Palumbo. The band considers producer Robinson the catalyst that makes them better always pushing them extremely hard. The producer is known for extracting the most from his bands through alternate methods. For Palumbo, Robinson reached deep. He elaborates, "Ross gets into your head and makes you talk about everything in a song. If you feel like you don't want to talk about it and you do not want to "get into" that one part, that's the absolute point at which he makes you talk. It's like the painstaking task of opening yourself up to a room of people who might disagree or laugh at you. It almost makes the lyrics another member of the band, rather than just a riddle that a frontman is saying." Glassjaw's frenetic live energy and unharnassed emotion are the reasons why fans turn up in droves at gigs. The quintet enjoyed a stint on the 2002 edition of the SnoCore tour and are touring all spring. In June they will head out to be part of this summer's Warped Tour and Ozzfest. The band offers a possible explanation as to why these Glassjaw fanatics are unwavering in their devotion. "We're not the cash cow of underground music. We work at a grassroots level and our fans would take a bullet for us and rightfully so, because we would kill or be killed for anyone who is devoted to our band."

For HAHA, Go Here: http://www.discharges.org/salv.html

2005-06-26T14:50:00.000-07:00

Just click on these links. Cool site ripping off www.dickcream.org(click on the number sign in the top left for more...)

Crazy Snatch Monster (not to be confused with snatchmaster)
GO Mario GO!!!!
Crazy Asians
Remember this from The Daily Show?
MILK!!!! It does a body good.....
This is amazing....
BAYWATCH
Gotta Love PARIS....

You have to agree with this guy. I hate when shit is funny by one person but then catches on and even your mom or dad say it and it is no longer funny. Example, Flavor Flav!!!!! that wass funny the first few times you saw it on TV, but when every body started doing it I wanted to kill myself.
Question to friend,"hey you catch the Surreal life last night?"
Friend:" Yes...,"
Annoying third party interruption:"FLAVOR FLAV!!!!!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
This guy I work with still does the Flavor Flav thing. It's like a year ago. Could you imagine being in the 80's and having to put up with "what you talkin' bout Willis?" Ahh, fuck it go HERE and see if you agree with me...

Some good metal coming out on Tuesday the 28th of June. Throwdown is the band.
Listen to their new song HERE.

Oh yeah, here you go....

rock on retard....

2005-06-25T11:18:00.000-07:00

not safe for work! But very funny. once you get to the page click where it has the windows media file and says msn.wmv

GO HERE

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for grovich and campground

2005-06-22T18:19:00.000-07:00

This is why I love Little Jimmy

2005-06-16T16:38:00.000-07:00

Jim Norton is the man. Below is a list from his website of just awful things that will crack you up.
I personally like, " Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing." and " Girlfriends who’ve caught me 69ing with their fathers." Classic. If you don't know who Jim is, he 's a great stand up comic who is also a member of the Opie and Anthony show.(see links on side of page for both) he has a HBO sitcom coming up in september. Check out his performance on jay leno from June 14th. Hillary duff was also on, the pedofile humor went over well....
Click HERE to watch.....

A list of lists
A stupid list of possible list headings
I could never figure out what to do with this. Some lines are repeated from other areas. Tough shit.

A LIST OF LISTS

The 50 funniest moments in child pornography.

Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver.

The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage.

My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to.

The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass.

Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool.

My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl.

The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions.

Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient.

The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window.

Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity.

Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands.

Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve.

The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole.

Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor.

Freudian slips I've had around burn victims.

The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant.

Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law.

The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo doo on a stick.

Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk.

Women I've seen in snuff films that reminded me of Nicole Kidman.

Speech impediments I've tolerated during phone sex.

Embarrassing remarks that have been made regarding my genitals warts.

Good-natured anecdotes about the Columbine shootings.

Important political events I've spoiled by loudly defecating in my pants.

People I've made up AIDS rumors about, in order of how badly it ruined their lives.

Black churches I bombed in the south.

20 people I hope die of leukemia.

The 10 most erotic wrestling holds ever put on me by an older gentleman.

The 8 most disfigured people I ever beat up to impress a girl.

Celebrity face I've painted on my scrotum.

Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother.

American League shortstops I want to suck off, in order of batting average.

My favorite songs to hum while gay bashing with a hammer claw.

The 5 nicest hineys I ever sniffed by accident.

Altzeimer patients I've bilked out of their life savings by posing as a relative.

The 15 dirtiest things I would do with Bob Dole's right arm.

Rectal itch creams I've received on my birthday, in order of effectiveness.

25 autistics I think are faking it.

Best selling poems I've written about clitoral circumcision.

The 3 foulest fluids ever dripped on me by a prostitute.

Dates I've had that wound up going to trial, in order of how badly they were asking for it.

My 5 most impressive achievements as a N.A.M.B.L.A. member.

Girls I’ve fingered in their sleep.

10 things I’ve done while babysitting that could me misconstrued.

Sexual fantasies I’ve had revolving around pig feces.

Under aged girls I’ve had erection difficulties with.

Girlfriends who’ve caught me 69ing with their fathers.

Parasites I’ve caught nesting in my pubic hair.

The 4 most inconvenient times a pigeon has shit in my mouth.

The 6 most disgusting Port o Johns I’ve fallen into face first.

Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing.

HE HE HA HA......

2005-06-07T19:35:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba see-through
Alot MORE...

Jessica Simpson fucked Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera??? I knew I loved Knoxville for a reason...

This guy is amazing. Great website, tooling on 4yr. olds. Classic!!!

Fights R Kool

2005-05-30T13:22:00.000-07:00

Just links bitches.....

Watch System of A Down perform BYOB live, awesome....
Please watch this show on MTV2, very original and funny. Its called Wonder Showzen, here is a CLIP....

Good Fights...
Another good fight...
More fights....
Dude, this black girl has a killer finishing move...
I'm starting to get a kick out of these...
White chicks throwing down....
Don't people know you can kill someone like this......
Even the Asians have bullies...
Classic black lady beating up her son....
Amazing kid fight....
No, Bronctrucker did not get his inspiration from this wigger...
Family Guy kicks ass..
Is your name common....
The dirt on NBA wives...
What happened to Lindsay Lohan?
Play just about every video game ever...

Remember Me?

2005-05-14T19:38:00.000-07:00

Music: Team Sleep- (Ever) Foriegn Flag

It's been a while since my last post. The delay or lack of activity? Pretty much Halo. I'm not kidding. Playing that game online has my life by the balls. Firmly. The Broncaholic Golf Classic will be held on June 18th. I encourage all to attend. It will be a very diverse group of people, but a damn good time nonetheless. The great Grovich out did himself again and converted the drunkin BroncTrucker freestyles into mp3's and posted them on line for all to download. There is also 2 clips of my version of Def Lepard's Photograph. If you don't laugh your ass off at this material you must not know anyone in my circle of friends. These mp3's capture me at one of my most drunkin and billigerent lows. Beer was poured all over me and many cans of beer were smashed off of my forehead. The picture of my on the right with the green skin was taken during this session. That pic should make this make more sense. This was 2 years ago and I haven't been that drunk since. It's one thing for people to tell you how much of an asshole you were the night before, but to have it captured on tape makes you really know how much of a faggot you can be. Download the mp3's at this site and share your comments....

New SYSTEM OF A DOWN kicks ass. It's been leaked for like a week now. It is released on Tuesday the 17th. GET IT!!!!

Also check out TEAM SLEEP.Go there to hear the new single. It's a side project of Chino's from the DEFTONES. Cool, mellow shit.

If you're a fan of the NBA and haven't been watching the Suns vs. Mavericks series you should shoot yourself in the face. Great fast tempo basketball. Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire are fucking sick bastards. Plus you have Dirk. Dirk kicks ass.

God bless Dave Brown. Many of you know Dave. Great friend to many of us. He is in Iraq still. Here is a pic of him kicking ass in the name of democracy. You can find some more cool pics and info at this site designed by one of his fellow troops. USA! USA! USA!

Watch This!!! You may have seen it before but watch anyway. The world's most famous rapping Jew.

This is a really cool site. All about the history of electronic music and it's sub-genres. Way too indepth then it needs to be. samples of each kind of music. Pretty cool shit. Check out noisecore, and the band Government Alpha, fuct up.....

Free leagal downloads of a shit load of music. Lots of good bootlegs and live recordings.

Madonna nude potoshoot from 1979. Ehh????

Heavy.com is a cool site. You should go there.

DRUGS. Whoever made this must really like them......

Vicious MILF. (safe)

New Xbox 360 is gonna rock the twat, majorly.....

Guilty Pleasures. I have a few right now. I will get made fun of for them but who cares. I’m sure we all have a few. Number one is the new Limp Bizkit cd. Yeah, I said Limp Bizkit. It came out about two weeks ago with no promotion, no video, no radio support. I heard it on XM. They have their old guitarist Wes back in the mix. I downloaded the cd( it’s actually a 7 song ep) from limewire. No investment, you can’t lose. I have to admit, for what it is, it isn’t too bad. Just some good aggressive rock songs. Nothing popy or rapish. You can tell that having Wes back brought back some of the heaviness. Don’t get me wrong, I won’t admit that I like this in public but I kinda do. I was kinda mad at myself cuz I’m listening to it and I was like,….not bad. I’m not saying it is Pink Floyd The Wall, but for what it is (a LIMP BIZKIT cd) it ain’t all that bad.

Second guilty pleasure: Hollaback Girl. By Gwen Stefani. Makes me shake my fat ass.

Lastly, Kelly Clarkson. Since You’ve Been Gone is a great tune. You really get to hear chunky little Kelly let loose on that one. And her song BREAKAWAY is very good also. I recommend the acoustic version. Again, I said Guilty Pleasures. Make fun all you want but don’t hide yours…….

I was finally able to get tix to see the Dali exibit. May 24th. Better late then never. They have the museum hooked up pretty cool for it. See below...

Ronny Hedgehog, Johnny the Wad

2005-04-09T06:06:00.000-07:00

I was listening to The Czabe on Fox Sports News Radio the other day and they were talking about Mike Vick and the herpes thing. I guess when he checked into the clinic he used a fake name in am attempt to go unnotticed. He used the name Ron Mexico, pretty funny. But that got them on the topic of how to get your porn name. I always thought this was funny. 2 ways you can come up with this. The first, is your middle name and the street you grew up on. Doesn't work for me, my middle name is James and I grew up on James Street. James James isn't good at all. I now live on Jason Drive. James Jason sucks also. Back in Hazleton I lived on Hells Kitchen Ct. While it would be cool to have hell in your name James Hell's Kitchen sounds more like a Navite American Biker Indian the a porn star. Second option is to take your Mom's madian name and your pet when you were a child. This works much better. By these guide lines if I were in the biz, I would be known as SNUGGLES MATRONE. In the comments section do the math and post your name, it tends to be humorous. let me know who you are also........

Links(most have audio, no porn but you might wanna check at home)

My cat doesn't listen to Slayer much anymore.....
Fat rapper
Vince Carter with the best in game dunk ever. Ever.......
I can picture myself as an asshole 15 year old running by this guys house yelling RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!

Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire

2005-04-03T07:21:00.000-07:00

Which isn't a bad thing. I just thought it sounded cool. I went to see Sin City yesterday. Amazing. One of the few times I left the movies impressed. It was on par with Kill Bill (very cool flash site)in terms of originality, graphic violence and subject matter. It is almost like Max Payne the Movie, if they made a movie about that great game....I wanted to say alot more about this movie but I'm at a loss for words right now, the daylight savings time thing has been giving me a hard time this morning. It' 10:30 but we all know it's really 9:30. Ahh, fuck it, even if I was alert, coherent and on top of my game what ever I wrote wouldn't make sense or be important anyway...

I'm going to see bloodsimple. (yes lowercase b with a period at the end) on Saturday. Very fired up. Wanted to see these guys since they were Vision of Disorder. Also playing is Mudvayne and Life of Agony. LOA should be good to see. They bring back a lot of high school memories. The whole River Runs Red cd. Here is a pic of Tim Williams of bloodsimple. Those tats are amazing.

Links(Vids, watch at home...)
This is a close call
Basketbrawl, again
Sarah Silverman has a movie coming out, Jesus is Magic, looks funny...
I love South Park, they go so over the top even I saw it's wrong. Cartman being Cartman....
If you still feel like laughing, watch this. 2 kids get in a pillow fight, and the one who is swinging the pillow first gets so fucked up he cries. very good shit....

I fuck everything up

2005-03-20T17:17:00.000-08:00

Remember when I said to google images of yourself and you'll be surprised what you find? well here is Michael Tait.

I sent this to many of you but I still can't get enough of it. the look in this chicks eyes is amazing. She is kicking so much ass.

I'm gonna be developing a very amature site with some of the photography I've done and continue to do. you will be able to order framed prints (8x10 and 16x20). Don't pay attention to the prices I list, friends will just pay cost....pick a sig from the bottom and comment on which of the 3 you think I should use as a header for the site....

oh yeah, and check out these black chicks slapping the shit out of each other.....

Colorado Sunset

Sacramento Kings

2005-03-20T06:11:00.000-08:00

Two things that make me like Sacramento. One, that is where the Deftones are from. Two, that is where the Kings are from. I'm not a Kings fan but i like betting on them. They always cover. Plus they play at night and I'm usually sleeping when their games are over so it's a nice surprise to wake up to in the morning. Not like I'm a big online bettor. Very much a rookie. And I place stupid bets constantly. Not talking stupid like the Clippers over the Heat, talking stupid like 5 team teaser on midseason NBA games for $10. take a look....

Bet		$10.00

	Seattle	-4.5	Win

	Phoenix	-7.0	Lose

	Chicago	-3.5	Lose

	San Antonio	-12.0	Win

	Minnesota	+7.0	Win

	Detroit	-5.5	Win

For a ten dollar bet I would have won like 70 bucks on a 4point teaser. But I had to get 6 games right. SIX. i would have much better odds and probably better payoff to just put 25 or 50 bucks on two games. Who cares, it's only 10 bucks and it makes things fun. I am starting to waste an average of 75 bucks a week on this crap, which don't get me wrong, isn't much at all but it is still a waste. Most people won't place a bet unless it is over $100. If you'd like to develop a habbit of your own visit http://sportsinteraction.com/sportsbook/index.cfm .
Haven't updated in a while, my life is basicly Cintas and Halo 2. But Grovich sent me this link and I can't get enough of it. Very strange shit. the first to are weird but not entirely foul. you need speakes cuz the music makes most of these better. i wouldn't check at work....
Go here.
Then go here.
Go in the two folders here makerd 4 and 5 for a bunch more clips. AT YOUR OWN RISK! Some require a strong stomach.....
Some random links....
Google your name and then hit images. You will be surprised what you see. Here is me. Linda.
This is a joke, but it is good to see some rich white kids with a sense of humor...
Here is another.....
Go to the punch my friend link.
If you are a girl don't go here. If you are a guys don't go there at work....

I miss football...

2005-03-06T11:07:00.000-08:00

I went to se the movie Be Cool on Friday. Never saw Get Shorty so I can't caompare the two movies but it was bretty good. Lots of cameos in the movie, every scene had at least one cameo.The Rock was really funny. He might have a future in movies.He played a gay bodyguard. Uma was hot as hell, must be a Kill Bill thing. I went to see the Salvador Dali exibit at the Art Museum on Saturday but it was sold out again. I have till May 15th to check it out, I'll be pissed if I miss it.

At least I can still get TWATBLASTER on the back of a jersey(safe, really)
I would personally go by Richard
Even though he is sort of ripping George Foreman off, I would buy this of Deion Sanders. Deion says,"Polish Sausage like you've never tasted before....."
All types of fonts from movies, bands and video games. Free downloads
I love lawyers...
JUMP! Go head and jump...
I might start watching this show
Fred Durst thrusting some hot chick(not safe, duh?)
Great Pants...
Lindsay Lohan smokes the cronic
As if the tornado wasn't bad enough....
Burger King/Hootie commercial explained
Incase you missed it the first time, important public service announcement(nsfw)
Dumb addicting game...
Dumb NFL runnig back, you can get a new Dell laptop for around $600 now...
I wanna get geeky with you...
Strippers rule, just helping out a 13 year old. This kid is a jerk off for complaining...
I love Steve-o, but he is seriously the most fucked up person in the world...

The great wall of Addiction

2005-03-03T16:43:00.000-08:00

Music: Thrice- Under A Killing Moon

First and foremost happy birthday to YAHOO! internet search engine. Yahoo! rules, It's why I can't get rid of my stupid and ridiculous e-mail address. My kids will be at college and they'll be receiving e-mails from thesnatchmaster@yahoo.com.My mom e-mails thesnatchmaster. Christ that is insane. I have like 3 other emails but one is for work and the others suck. They don't compare to Yahoo! Plus the MY Yahoo! page is awesome. You can access e-mail, fantasy sports, TV guide, Movie Times and news links from one customized page. You get the point. Yahoo rules, HotMail Blows! AOL sucks bigger dick. I had a food relapse this weekend. Campground Ryno came down and we went to the city and got drunk and had to stop at a certain place before we came home. Jim's Steaks my friends. It felt like a heroine junkie shooting up again for the first time. I've seriously been eating like a limp wristed PETA spokesperson lately. Pounding H20 and eating salads, chicken and steamed veggies every day. Not on Saturday. I scarfed them down back to back. Dinner and desert consisting of cheese steaks. And just like every addiction we all have in some for of another, whether it be food, booze, drugs, alcohol, sex or Xbox, it's not possible to do that thing you can't stop just once. Don't mind the punctuation, just process the words and it will make sense. I am very well aware that I have the literary skills of 14 year old 4th grade student at an underfunded inner city school. If any of you would like to do revisions for me let me know and i'll give you my blogspot password and you can go to town. Back to the eating, Every day this week for breakfest I have had some sort of tastey cake product to eat. Lemon Pie, Pound Cake, Mini chocolate donuts. You name it, I ate it. I don't care really anymore, I have like 4 more weeks left in the second weight loss challenge so I still have time. I just miss the days when I ate what I wanted to and took nice solid, regular 15-20 minute shits. All the fresh veggies play tricks on the duce pushing. And as far as addictions go I am not hooked on drugs or alcohol, I'm 28 and am addicted to Halo 2 like I never thought possible. That' s the reason for the lags between posts. I come home from work, go to the gym, get home around 8:30 eat, and then play halo for about 2-3 hours and then sleep, awake and repeat. The weekends receive around 4-5 hours of Halo. No wonder my girlfriend is disgusted with me. I'll post links later, I got a few good ones. Last thing, I'd like to wish Grovich a safe and fun trip. Bastard is going to China. 22 hour flight, poor fella. I hope he blasts Asian fortune cookies over there, thunder thrust, American style........

Speaking of addictions....If this was around when I was in college,I would have a serious drinking problem. IpowerHour. Download to your computer and i tunes will play 1 minute clips of your song library and notify you when to drink in between. Amazing!!!!

Important public service announcement(nsfw)

Champion of Fat People

2005-02-15T14:56:00.000-08:00

Music: Most Precious Blood- Your Picture Hung Itself

I won the weight loss challenge. I lost 10 pounds to my heavier opponents 8 pounds. Very close race. My hat goes off to Adam. No one we work with thought we could lose any weight let alone 18 pounds combined. Now we extended the challenge or should I say renewed it for another six weeks with 3 additional people. Should be interesting.

I am kinda shocked that Hunter S. Thompson killed himself. Looking back, it shouldn't have been a shock. He was one that was most def. capable. Suicide is no joke. Horrible thing to do. Selfish and selfless. I can't imagine what goes on in a person's head to make them react that way. It takes a gigantic set of balls to do that and even more stupidity. It's fucking intense. I hope I am never in the position where that seems like the appropriate thing to do. I agree with Grovich, he kinda thought it might have been due to HST finding out of a terminal illness or knee-jerk reaction while jacked up on drugs. Who knows. This person has a great take on it...... or the Glorious Grovich's take. I love when he preaches...After reviewing these two fine peoples creative writing skills you really can see that my writings are as relavent as balls on a preist.

Check out this video for the Mars Volta's new song The Window. Pretty weird. You may or may not like those guys, they are the rst of At The Drive-in that didn't join Sparta. Thay are kinda trippy prog-rock with afros.

I wanted to post all that Paris Hilton stuff yesterday but for some reason I held off. Good thing cuz alot of the sites that posted the stuff are getting some legal action because of it.

These are the assholes who complain about TV content.
Body paint jerseys. Nice...
No, seriously, she coaches softball...
No shit? Mallory from Real World Paris...
Celeb Photoshop, who ever did these has some talent. I like the Eminem one...
They take death metal way too seriously in Europe....

Yes or No on the new design......

No Love For Hip-Hop

2005-02-09T19:15:00.000-08:00

WOW! Nobody loves the hip-hop. I will lay off the rap and just post links this time. Drop a comment or any good links you guys have visited.....

BTW, I don't like to kick people when they're down unless I dislike them. I have always said FredEx(Freddie Mitchell) is a douche bag. The belt and all the gayness after a 5 yard gain. People tell me to shut up, he's awesome dude, FredEx is the man, blah, blah, blah.....Bullshit, I say lookat these stats, if the Eagles resign him they are assholes! Get Mushin Muhammad.
Here are the STUD numbers: 22 catches for 377 yards and 2 touchdowns. Die Freddie, Die!!!!!!!
Read this assholes comments.

Dukes Of Hazard Limo
Gayest tattoo ever!!!!
History of the mustache...
You are a dickhead...
If he wasn't 8yrs. old I'd kick his ass
Download complete movies
Can we call this a twat funnel?
That chick from the GoDaddy superbowl commercial
Can we do this to someone?
Remember the fat kid from the Man Show?
Tara Reid is a dumb whore
Rate wagons
FYI, Better then mapquest
Celeb sex tapes, sortof...Bam????
Copy music off people's ipod and on to your computer,and vice versa....
Groveeech posted this on his site, Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win

If you have XBOX LIVE, post your username in the comments section, we can link up and kill 12year olds in HALO 2.....

Black History Month

2005-02-03T18:31:00.000-08:00

Music: RZA- A Day To God Is 1,000 years

In honor of black history month I ask all of you to get cornrows and wear doo-rags and head bands. Also I am going to provide you with a playlist to search and download that would make Funk Master Flex proud.

Bronc Mix Tape Vol. 1
Nas ft. AZ- Serious
Mobb Deep- When You Hear The....
Lil' Wayne- Go DJ
Snoop ft. Pharrell and Jay Z- Drop It Like It's Hot (remix)
The Roots- Star
BG- Don't Talk To Me
Guerilla Black- Yes Sir
Fabalous ft. Jay Z- Breath (remix)
Immortal Technique- Bin Laden (bullshit song, fat beat)
Kanye West ft. MosDef- Get'em High
Jadakiss- Hot Sauce To Go
SlimThug Ft. Jay Z- I Ain't Heard Of That
Cam'ron- Get'em Girl
J-Kown- Hood Hop

Download and share your thoughts, I have to go kill 12 yr. olds in Halo....

1000 hits bitch!!!

2005-02-01T18:08:00.000-08:00

Music: Glassjaw- Everything You Wanted To Know About Silence

Does that mean I'm a third of the way to being a first timer on the cyber hall of fame? HA HA! Great joke to follow up that disasterof a Jay-Z post I left. I was tired and listening to the ipod and those songs inspired me. Isn't that what it's all about? Probably not.
Sorry about the lack of updates but I developed a serious addiction to Halo 2 online. It brings back memories of living in a fraternity house getting stoned and playing JamesBond Golden Eye for hours on end. Power weapons, basement, bitch! So I feel like I live a the Sig Pi house again, sans the pot smoke.
I bought 2 books to day. The first is a great coffee table book called The Book Of Metal. Barnes and Knoble had it on sale for $5.98. I had to get it. The second is a true crimebook about The Black Dahlia murder. Check the website. Totally grusome murder in the 1940's that has gone unsolved. The women, Beth Short, was cut in half at the stomach, all fluid and blood drained and washed fromher insides, her face cut from ear to ear, breasts chopped off and finally(if the previous stuff grossed you out don't read any futher) her tattoo on her ankle of a butterfly was carved out and inserted into her vagina. Fucked up, right? In jr. high school I was always the one doing term papers on Ted Bundy and The Son Of Sam and Manson so I guess I've always been in to reading about that stuff. Not that I'm entertained by the subject but I find it very interesting none the less. The fact that people can actually be such monsters is amazing. The book is called Severed. Here is a good article about a copycat murder recently commited by a 14 year old in England (I think) that you may have heard about.
Check out this link Groveeech posted. Fucked up, the kid died but deserved it, sort of. They were filming themselves hitting little kids off their bikes with a car door. Karma is a bitch......
Back to Halo 2........

Visit these, most are not safe:

Should have watched this before the election
Porn Bloopers are always funny
Tonya Harding??????
Sharapova screams like a, well watch....
Britney, is this what it has come to?
Now this is cold

Jigga what , Jigga who?

2005-01-27T19:16:00.000-08:00

Music: Jay Z- Justify My Thug

I am by no means claiming to be a hip-hop head or some kind of authority on the music in general but while doing some paper work a Jay-Z song came on my ipod and caught my attention. So much so that I rewinded it 2 or 3 times and looked up the lyrics. The song is Justify My Thug (Madonna Sample?). It's on the Black Album. That whole CD is very honest and makes a lot of sense. I know that sounds strange because J-hova has been know lately for just talking about watches and crystal and maybach benz's. But this being his (we'll see) last cd he went out on top and showed why he wore the crown for so long. Do you remember how close I was to wearing that belt? Too many beer cans to the forhead I guess. I'm not trying to be a rap critic and have no idea why I posted this but download the song and see if you agree.

He says, "If you kill my dog ima kill your cat."
I love that. I wish i could tell someone that if you shoot my friend i'm going to murder your girlfriend.....
20 inch rims BITCH!!!!!

Uhh, this feel right right here Quik

It's like it's 'sposed to happen this one right here

Young!  God damn..

.. let me justify my thug on this one right here



[Verse One: Jay-Z]

It goes one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock rock

Five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock

Eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, the party bout to pop

Then - Roc-A-Fella y'all, it's your boy S. Dot

And I ain't never been to jail; I ain't never pay a nigga

to do no dirt for me I was scared to do myself

I will never tell even if it means sittin in a cell

I ain't never ran, never will

I ain't never been smacked; a nigga better keep his hands

to himself or get clapped for what's under that man's belt

I never asked for nothin I don't demand of myself

Honesty, loyalty, friends and then wealth

Death before dishonor and I tell you what else

I tighten my belt 'fore I beg for help

Foolish pride is what held me together through the years

I wasn't felt which is why I ain't never played myself

I just play the hand I'm dealt, I can't say I've never knelt

before God and asked for better cards at times to no avail

But I never sat back feelin sorry for myself

If you don't give me heaven I'll raise hell

'Til it's heaven



[Chorus - imitating Madonna]

Justify my thug!

"For you!" - [Run-D.M.C.]

My thug.. (hoping..)

My thug.. (praying..) for you

to justify my thug!

My thug.. (hoping..)

My thug.. (praying..) for you..

"For you! Fresh" - [Run-D.M.C.]



[Verse Two: Jay-Z]

Now if you shoot my dog, I'ma kill yo' cat

Just the unwritten laws in rap - know dat

For every action there's a reaction, don't have me relapsin

Relaxin's what I'm about, but about mine

Don't be actin like you can't see street action

Take me back to +Reasonable Doubt+ time

You see my mind's on the finish line, facin the wreck

I put my muh'fuckin faith in the tec, tell Satan not yet

You understand I am chasin my breath

I am narrowly escapin my death, oh yes

I am the Michael Schumacher of the Roc roster

Travellin Mach 5, barrelin, my power can stop God

God forgive me but I can't let them deliver me to you

Until, I won this race, then eventually

My engine gon' burn out, I get whatever is meant for me

However it turns out fine - red line!



[Chorus]



[Verse Three: Jay-Z]

They say an eye for an eye, we both lose our sight

And two wrongs don't make a right

But when you been wrong and you know all along that it's just one life

At what point does one fight?  (Good question right!)

'Fore you knock the war, try to put your dogs in it

Ten-and-a-halfs, for a minute-and-a-half

Bet that stops all the grinnin and the laughs

When you play the game of life and the win ain't in the bag

When your options is none and the pen is all you have

or the block, niggaz standin tight, there's limits on the ave

Tryin to cop or shot-call theyself cleansin in the cash

But can't put they name on paper cause, then you on blast

Mr. President, there's drugs in our residence

Tell me what you want me to do, come break bread with us

Mr. Governor, I swear there's a cover up

Every other corner there's a liquor store - fuck is up?



[Chorus]

Arctic Ball Bag

2005-01-24T15:45:00.000-08:00

Music: Muse- Muscle Museum

Holy Christ, I have never been so cold in my life then yesterday at the game. I'm very gald the Eagles won. The team, the city and the fans deserved it. SP deserved it. If they lost I was prepared for nothing less then him(SP) jumping over the railing and falling 150ft. to his death. Poor guy was really nervous. Back to the game, it was a living hell. Glad they won but not glad I stood out in 45mph wind gusts for over 4 hours. Something to do once. A few weird things from yesterday. First off I forgot my wallet at the brothers P house. An incredibly uneasy feeling takes over when you realize it's 9:30 in the morning, you're taking train downtown dressed like a 12yr old ready for a snowball fight/fort building mission and it's only going to get colder. The uneasy part comes in when you have to inform your two friends that you forgot your wallet at their house and they would be buy all your train/cab fares, food and beer for the next 10 hours. Of course they knew I was good for the money when we got back home but everytime I needed a beer or ordered food I felt like a dick. That was weird thing #1. I'll highlight the rest, in no order.....
#2. I fell in the middle of the road.
#3. Was only able to have one beer cuz it frooze before I finished it.
#4. Brian Dawkins gave a drill sargent inspired speech that scared Terry Bradshaw. He looked and sounded like he was going to eat the microphone.
#5. I farted on a woman on the subway. It was so packed after the game. My clostrophobia was actually setting in, that is how packed it was. Not going on another LA Fitness rant, bit she was one of those people, way more important then anyone else. Bitch kept pushing me and bumping into me. Then I got a feeling like I had to fart. You know where this is going. I silently blasted one on her back. I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Farting in general is funny. If you are in your car by yourself and fart, 9 out of 10 times you laugh. When you fart on someone, you laugh 10 out of 10 times. When you have the opportunity to fart on a complete stranger and know you won'tget caught, you take it. And you laugh 11 out of 10 times.
#6. After eating and drinking in center city while watching the Pats game we went to get on the 8:45 train and to our surprise SEPTA was broken. Hadn't been running for over 2 hours. Guess who had to take a cab home to Villanova..........
Many of you know Jager the cat. He turns 7 on Saturday and has informed me he wants to party. So we shall party. I'll post humor/porn links ina bit.
Lastly Rando told me Johnny Carson died shoveling snow and I believed him. Just like tsunami's I to can be a faggot.............
Should be tons of typos in this post, your welcome.

Jets Blow

2005-01-15T16:28:00.000-08:00

Music: Superjoint Ritual- Personal Insult

Update!!!! Go into comments section and click on the lohan freestyle link.

That's all I'm saying about that. Kickers are faggots. They play 6-7 plays a game, don't even put their hands on the ball and affect the games out come so much. I hate every kicker/punter ever born except for Chris Grovich. Fuck the Steelers, Go Birds.
If you haven't seen Kill Bill yet I recommend you see it as soon as possible. If you have seen it already, watch it again. It is an amazing movie. This may be a biased opinion because I think Quentin Taranitino is brilliant. I saw it 3 times in the movies and twice at my house. I think once you watch the behind the scenes on the DVD and then rewatch you gain even more of an apprietation for the film. Taranitino covers every aspect of the movie. Each shot is perfect. If I were a true cinephile I'd use more descriptive terms but I suck so whatever. I just wanted to type the word cinephile. I probably spelled it wrong also. He even had RZA do the soundtrack. Now that's gangsta. I don't know why I'm trying to be Ebert and Roper but watch the movie and share your opinions. Another well made film is 21 Grams. Fucked up but awesome.

Something about motorcycle gangs compells me. I just find their lifestyle and code of ethics interesting. The tattoos are cool. The nazi helmets with the spikes on top are awesome. The fact that they would kick your ass then butt bang you with a Bud Light bottle is frightening. These gentlemen should be respected. The reason I bring this up is because there is an impending biker turf war in Philly between the Hell's Angels and the Pagens. Their was a shooting last night and for some reason I can't link to the article. It's in the Philly Daily News. If you are into this kind of stuff I suggest you read Hell' Angels written by Hunter S. Thompson. Very cool book, you can pick up the paperback for @ 10 bucks. In honor of my newfound love for bikers I'd like to get a tattoo on my chest of a German Shepherd with a knife through it's skull and one on my back that says "HELMET LAWS SUCK!" in old english font. Kill Bill Bitch........

Watch my bumper bitch!
Next time you think about kicking someone....
What they mamma named them.......